Congratulations,
I got the news that you've found the one that makes your heart smile and makes your days better. I'm happy for you. No, not just because you have what you have longed for, but because you have what I think you need. I was not him. I have somehow I always knew it. I am typically not the one to sit around and stunt it, but I loved you. I love you. And even though we will never be I still want the best for you. So congratulations on finding that.
I realize that I served as a placeholder for you while you found who you were looking for. I'll accept that title as your placeholder. I believe that I wore the title well. Don't you think. A re-twist of the locs and nice outfit - I was DATE-ME-READY! I was never your man, not really even fuck friends, but I was that damn placeholder so an angry placeholder I will be.
I'm sending you my congratulations because I am not the type that sits, mopes, and player hates it - I'm the one that analyzes the situation. Was I not the one that you called when you needed a little fixing? Maybe a tune-up, want me to shut up? Yea. Haha, I knew that would get your attention. I guess we will continue to be "JUST FRIENDS," that's how you like it right? No commitments, no promises, just a little excitement right? I'm not even about that life. Strife, I really want to grab a knife, but I'm too muthafucking classy to even let you get me. Caught up! What tha fuck. Jail time over you? I think i've had enough. Of you and your bullshit. Can't stand a late bitch.
"Hey boo, what are you doing this weekend," that's what the last text said, the next thing I knew, what you Shae had was dead. Where do they do that at? Maybe in your mother's basement. Did I say too much? Did I cuss? You know I'm really not the one that really gives a fuck. I have had a few lookers and even an offer or two. I must say after all of that - I was still trying to wait for you. How stupid could I be to think that we could be. We've only been, "JUST FRIENDS", don't want to take nothing from you, anything you need me to do. It's done. No questions asked.
Again, Congratulation on fucking it up for the next. Bitches like you REALLY make me sick. You make it harder for the next, and you leave wealthy. Nothing missing, nothing broken. Congratulations on fucking up a good thing. I know I am a good man, you proved that I am. When you needed me, I was there. When you called me, I was there. I was there for you when you weren't there for yourself. Congratulations on completing this chapter in my life. As the book continues, between every lie and every moment of deceit, I'll think of you and smile. Congratulations on being the 2nd person that I have let in that has let me down. I think I'm about to turn this into an annual celebration. Congratulations on finding what you need. I hope "IT" and I use "IT" very loosely makes you happy. He can never be me. He can never hold you like I hold you. He can never love you like I love you. He can never please you like I please you. I promise you. Congratulations on life, because yours i will never be in. The bond that we share is as dead as you are to me. Congratulations because these are the last words that you will ever hear from me.
Signed
-An Angry Ex PLACEHOLDER